January 2012
asumacgirl replied to your post: I literally don’t know how to lose in Scrabble.
i don’t mind losing! i’ll play. :)
Ok! Let’s!
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I literally don’t know how to lose in Scrabble.
“You know when you’re rocking in a rocking chair, and you go so far that you...”
– Steven Wright (via philosprite)
bummedteenager:
i want a boyfriend who’s hotter than me but has really low self esteem and doesn’t know he’s hot
December 2011
kljunar asked: Louis is totally gay. If any of them is gay, it's Louis. /agreeing with you
“I haven’t slept for ten days because that would be too long”
– Mitch Hedberg (via sammyjordiej)
Literally anything and everything about my heritage/culture/whatever makes me want to vomit and kill myself.
Watchbabyminaj:
babyminaj:
Pretty sure you’ve always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I’m feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink4[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username ‘mybootyholeishungry69’. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
damn you lolsummer69
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“My friend said to me, “I think the weather’s trippy.” I said, “No, man, it’s not...”
– Mitch Hedberg (via adjacentajaysa)
sourcechelseawoosh:
in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
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I watched Inception for the first time today, and I’m not gonna lie, I didn’t really like it. Pity.
“I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask… not just me....”
– Dexter Morgan, “Let’s Give the Boy a Hand” Dexter (2006)
“Throughout the centuries there were men who took first steps down new roads...”
– Howard Roark, The Fountainhead (via parconsequent)
man: oh thank god. there's been an accident and my wife is seriously injured. can you call an ambulance?
blogger: no but i could give you directions to an actual italian restaurant
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
“And so being young and dipped in folly I fell in love with melancholy.”
– Edgar Allen Poe (via 500daysofwanderlust)
My brother shaking snow off my hair: “I’m afraid I’m gonna shake off all your hair too.”
Truth. My hair is the almighty anti-christ. I’m not joking. I’ll be bald by 2020.
So, I went snowboarding yesterday, and I learned a couple of things:
A) You should probably have some idea of what to do when you get to the top of the mountain and off the lift (aka, some...
Understanding Howard Roark's manners.
thefountainheadliveson:
Then the Dean understood what had puzzled him in in Roark’s manner.
“You know,” he said, “you would sound much more convincing if you spoke as if you cared whether I agreed with you or not.”
“That’s true,” said Roark. “I don’t care whether you agree with me or not.” He said it so simply that it did not sound offensive, it sounded like the statement of a fact which he...
my thoughts during school: lol penis lol
my thoughts when im trying to go the fuck to sleep: the purpose of life is not to be happy . it is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well
friend: what's your tumblr url i'll follow you
offensive blogger: 69jewishniggerhitler666
friend:
HARRY STYLES' NAKED PLANS FOR THE ONE DIRECTION...
phillipgallaghers:
One Direction are heading off on the road to spread sexy joy across the nation on their Up All Night tour. They’re gonna be together even more than they are already, all squished up on a tour bus… naked.
If Harry Styles gets his way.
“I don’t think there are going to be many rules on the tour bus,” he told Teen Now.
“Clean up after yourself, naked at all times, get up at...
Some people can’t sleep because they have INSOMNIA..
I can’t sleep because I have INTERNET CONNECTION.
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Oi, I don’t want it to be next semester ever. I’m starting architecture again. *horror music*
“My” decision to go back to architecture was when the dean of the school asked me to switch back. It was the most uncomfortable private talk in public I’ve ever had. Haha. He was like “Why did you switch out?” and I was like “I want to do film or...
